Taco Bell

From Seattle Weekly's online site. Yet another reason never to eat at Taco Bell...

Beefy Crunch Burrito from Taco Bell

A man walks into a restaurant. He goes straight to the back and opens the walk-in refrigerator, then climbs in and locks the door. Employees call police, they show up, pry open the door, and find the man dead . But he apparently didn't die of the cold, and there are no signs of violence. So what happened?